Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Lesson of the Day...

For the Oxford adoring lassies,
it's nearly time for back to school shopping.

Preparation Time: 171 hours ($1200/ $7 per hr on min wage*)
Yields: For one smart bitch
Taste: Dominatrix with a Harvard JD MBA, not for the kind (or humble) at heart

*Rough estimate. excludes tax, both sales and income. Ouch

But as promised, a still savory solution for you unshakable financial dieters

Preparation Time: One shift @ the campus coffee shop for all us State School kids*
Confectioner: Allen Company
Nutrition Facts: See residual feeling post Splenda binge (guilt free)

*6 hours @ approx $7 min wage

Class adjourned.


  1. thi sis my first visit to your blog and i love it. will def be back again soon girlies, you crack me up. awesome.

  2. those brown flats are perfect. i'd never been to the allen company website til now. thanks for introducing it to me.

  3. Ha-ha, the mix on the first is pretty wicked.